February 2012
2 posts
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. fuck.
Feb 26th
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Feb 8th
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December 2011
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November 2011
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clientsfromhell: Client: “I like the website and everything, and I love the design, but I’m really put off by this Google thing…” Me: “What’s the matter?” Client: “Well, when I start to type out the first three letters of the company name in the search bar, Google suggests ‘vaginal discharge’ as the first option! How are our customers supposed to shop happily with vaginal discharges on their...
Nov 7th
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belyenochi: My cat was at first very curious about his bow tie but is now extremely unhappy about it. “Reaaaawwwwwrrrrrrrrhhhh.”
Nov 7th
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October 2011
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September 2011
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Beards are so fucking sexy.
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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I am always alone.
Sep 18th
That moment you remember you had food in the oven
mimidees:
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I just want to cry all the time.
I am so worthless.
Sep 3rd
July 2011
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June 2011
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“Client: I talked to God for a couple hours last night, and he agreed that I...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jun 20th
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“I need you to get me a picture of a black guys mouth and add gold to all his...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jun 20th
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Clients From Hell: Me: “Good afternoon, we’ve... →
Me: “Good afternoon, we’ve noticed that you haven’t paid the entire amount due on your bill.” Client: ”We haven’t received an invoice.” Me: ”Then how did a check show up with the invoice number on it in the memo field? We appreciate the timely payment, but it’s about 75 dollars short of the…
Jun 13th
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“I think that since I already paid you a 50% deposit, I’m going to test run my...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jun 13th
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